Light Bulbs

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to replace a light bulb?

A: None. As the President and Secretary Rumsfield have made clear, the light bulb is doing a great job and we and our coalition allies are encouraged by the progress it is making. Of course we regret any lack of incandescence in the bulb at this time, but it is serving the nation honourably in the ause of peace, despite what the terrorists and their friends in the liberal media would have the world believe. And that is why thePresident is going to Congress to request an additional $500 billion to enhance the ongoing illuminative program. Secretary Rice will also be having talks with Israeli Prime Minister Sharon to further integrate the bulb into the Middle East peace process. Anyway, why do you hate freedom?